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Shat - New Year Special
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Have you ever woken up after a party, and have no idea what you did of crazy stuff at a party ? Thats how Scott and Tobey starts 2009! The way a real Rock n' Rolla does it!
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In the year 10,001 B.C., a caveman (Will) is running away from a mammoth, and gets in a fight with Wolf. He then encounters a saber-toothed alcoholic Amy Winehouse, who informs him that humans will be extinct on August 29, 2008 (which happened to be the film's opening day), unless somebody returns a crystal skull to its altar. The film flash-forwards to the present, where Will, the protagonist, apparently dreamt the past sequence. He then figures out that his girlfriend, Amy, had sex with another guy, for he finds Flavor Flav is in his bed with them. Later that day, Will has a "Super Duper Sweet Sixteen" party at his house, even though he is 25. There are many people at the party, including Juney (a parody of Juno), Dr. Phil, The Jonas Brothers, an off-key Jessica Simpson, Seth and Fogell from Superbad, the kids from High School Musical (Performing a musical song and dance), and Justin Timberlake. Will also notices that Amy brought another guy to his party. While at the party, Calvin attempts to curve a bullet around the room to stop Seth and Fogell from stealing the Alcohol, and accidentally kills Dr. Phil, Anton Chigurh, and Fox in the process. Later, the room shakes and a bulletin on the radio says that it is the end of the world. Soon after, a mysterious mist begins to consume the street, and they retreat to a garage for shelter. While they're there they meet the girls from Sex and the City, who say it's "their hideout". Juney fights Carrie Bradshaw for the garage Zohan-style, and wins. Soon after, Calvin says that he is cold and suggests they take their clothes off. Only the girls take their clothes off and the guys stare in awe. Later, Will has a dream where he is a Jumper, and at the end of the dream, he accidentally gets stabbed by Prince Caspian's sword and says, "It's the guy who ruined Star Wars". After Will's dream, the gang leaves the garage, and later, just after it begins raining disgusting body parts, Lisa gets crushed by a meteor that is made up of little rocks resembling poop from the 2 Girls 1 Cup. Calvin catches her and she immediately falls in love with him. Later, a tornado occurs and the gang hangs on to parking meters and multiple heroes try to help them, including Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, and Hellboy, all of which then get hit by cows. Then a boy sees Hancock sleeping on a bench who gets hit by a lamp post. When they find shelter, Calvin gets a call on his "Get Smart" phone from Lisa's mother, who is informed about Lisa's death, and how Calvin has found someone hotter, Princess Giselle. Afterwards, they encounter a cute group of singing chipmunks that suddenly turn rabid, attacking the gang and eat Juney's flesh until she passes out and dies. The chipmunks try to go after the others luckily, Calvin and Will trap them in a garbage can and sufficate them to death. On their way to the museum to save Amy, they run into Batman, who warns them that they must hurry, for they only have a short time until the world ends. They hijack Speed Racer's car, with Michael Jackson in the trunk, and drive to the museum. When they get there, all the artifacts in the museum come alive, including Kung Fu Panda who fights Calvin. When Calvin makes out with the princess, he discovers that Giselle is a transvestite by removing 'his' wig. Then the Kung Fu Panda grabs a sword then kills both of them. Meanwhile, Will and Amy run into Beowulf, who fights Will in the nude. After Beowulf is defeated, Will and Amy meet Will's father and Will returns the crystal skull to its altar, averting further destruction. Then all the characters come back to life and sing a song about dating each other Disaster Movie Date Song ending with the chipmunks being crushed by yet another cow. Matt Lanter as Will Vanessa Minnillo as Amy Nicole Parker as Princess Giselle, Amy Winehouse, Jessica Simpson Crista Flanagan as Juney, Hannah Montana Gary "G. Thang" Johnson as Calvin Kim Kardashian as Lisa Ike Barinholtz as Wolf, Anton Chriquirh, Hellboy, Batman, Beowulf, Prince Caspian Carmen Electra as Beautiful Assassin Tony Cox as Indiana Jones Tad Hilgenbrink as Prince Nick Steele as Underwear Model Jason Boegh as Carrie Bradshaw John Di Domenico as Dr. Phil, The Guru Shitka Abe Spigner as Flavor Flav Christopher Johnson as Michael Jackson Jared S. Eddo as Speed Racer Yoshio Iizuka as Kung Fu Panda Jonas Neal as Justin Timberlake Jacob Tolano as Bruce Banner Roland Kickinger as The Incredible Hulk Walter Harris as Hancock Gerrard Fachinni as Iron Man Johnny Rock as Male Princess Giselle Devin Crittenden as Paulie Bleeker.
Author: BageStudios
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Added: December 31, 2008
Breast Cancer Awareness South Coast Winery Resort & Spa
One of our favorite places on the planet is South Coast Winery Resort and Spa in Temecula. We had the honor of producing this video to help support owner Maggie Carter and her efforts to create awareness and save lives. I had a great time spending an afternoon with 1100 beautiful women and got to meet Sheila E. You can learn more and make a contribution by visiting http://www.MichellesPlace.org. Thanks to Wendy Crittendon, Director of Catering at http://www.WineCountryResort.com for letting me play a part. - John Goolsby at http://www.WeddingVideo.com watch in high resolution at http://californiaweddingvideo.blogspot.com/
Author: WeddingVideocom
Keywords: Breast Cancer Awareness South Coast Winery Spa Temecula Survivor Michelle Michelle's place wild women wine country auction silent fashion show maggie jim carter buffet Kim Goodnough Sheila john goolsby video videography care health services month education research causes treatment cure walk run October early detection mri self-check self-examination Institute donate contribute contributions fund raiser raising celebrity
Added: October 24, 2008
Look Who's Coming to Dinner: "The Trouble with the Towel"
Second Presbyterian Church
Sermon: "The Trouble with the Towel"
Series: Look Who's Coming to Dinner
Philippians 2:3-11
John 13:1-20 (TNIV)
Preacher: Dr. Don Crittenden
Date: 08/03/08
Author: secondpres
Keywords: Look Who's Coming Dinner Trouble Towel Sermon Don Crittenden 2PC Second Presbyterian Church Bloomington Illinois secondpres
Added: August 23, 2008
Adam feet
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Author: heckagood123456
Keywords: adam crittenden jon aguero
Added: June 28, 2008
David & Goliath - Children's Bible Stories
Children's Bible Stories - David & Goliath
How young David threw down the giant Goliath.
Produced/Edited - Stef Bate.
Narration - John Hughes.
Cameramen - Stephen Heaton, Dyfed John, Stef Bate.
Script - Steve Jones.
Music by - Stef Bate, Paul Farrer.
Illustrations - Rachel Crittenden.
Available on DVD: CHILDREN'S BIBLE STORIES from www.valleystream.co.uk
Copyright ValleyStream Media 1997
Author: ukwebcast
Keywords: david and goliath bible stories children jesus tales story
Added: April 3, 2008
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